GO AWAY DOGGY!!!! ~tale of the cat n the stupid dog~

okay, this post MAY or MAY NOT
be very understandable.

so it was like this.

there was this lil cute cat
innocent n happy
bla di bla di bla

n then, wen the cat was having the time of its life,
this doggy came and ruined it.

sure, sure...
they had some fun together
played 'catch the tail'
and 'chase the yarn'
they started off frens

but the doggy gave the cats lots of TROUBLE
cuz the doggy had fleas
n the doggy doesn't take baths...

so then the other cats didn't spend a lot of time
with their fren cuz
that particular cat was always with the dog

then the dog bit one of the cat's fren's tail
n then the cat HATED the dog
now the cat doesn't wanna be bothered anymore.

but the stupid doggy won't leave her alone.
sending his stinky smell to everyone
n saying that the cat didn't take a bath.

my patooteeee!!!!

so this is the problem

but the cat doesn't mind much.
cuz she has her cat frenssssssssss

neko!!! (cat in japanese)

n the cat already said sorry
but the doggy juz heard it
n it went in the left ear and went out the right
cuz
there's nothing in between
those stinkin' ears of his.

oh oh oh!
did i mention that the doggy is now a play-dog???

yeah! yeah!
u know, he can have three bitchy bitches in the same time

i hav no idea wat thosee bitches
see in that smelly doggyyyyy

oh! n did u know? that doggy has a black heart
n if he has a black heart...
that means he's a setan.

well...
there is this hadis yg mengatakan
bahawa setiap anjing yg berwarna hitam
adalah syaitan.

oh! oh!
n cats ryt...
they r so nice.
even Abu Hurairah loves them

ada hadis yg mengatakan bahawa
Abu Hurairah sentiasa dengan
seekor kuching yg suka
masuk dalam lengan bajunya.
sbb itulah
beliau diberi gelaran
Bapa Kucing!!!

hahaha,
i can't help it with these hadis-es
i was raised by mama n papa
n u know how they're like.

oh! n the cat ryt.
she's totally FINE
cuzzzz
the cat is backed up by all her cat frens
n they become
lions
tigers
pumas
lynxes
cheetahs
clouded leopards
snow leopards
panthers
jaguars
cougars
n every other big cats

n no matter wat the cat's bloodline may be,
it's still a cat
and it will
ALWAYS LOVE 'MILK'!!!
did u get it???

:)
hehe,
yh.
i know.
i'm a cat freak.

so now we're trying to chase the
smelly dog away

oh oh oh!
and while we're at it,
we can throw him in the tub
and scrub him till he can feel no longer.

hmmm...
i think it's better if we put some anti-flea shampoo
or sumthing.
:D

baru OKAY!

oh yeah.
but he'll still be brainless if he doesn't wanna change
the only thing he loves most
is flying away the flies on his butt
by his stinkin' tail.

hmmmmmmm
it's actually 1.30 or so in the morning

i think i should go to sleep.
nyt2!!!

wait---
i didn't go toooooo far ryt?
n u DO understand, ryt?

awww shucks...
i'm crappin' my head off like this.
but who cares.
cuz this cat aint gonna bite anyone until
i'm asked to.

psssst,
did anyone tell u that some dogs
look innocent but actually vicious???

BE CAREFULLLL!!!!!!!!~~~
looks can decieve people

well, u don't need to worry bout this wooofy
cuz this doggy is both ugly
in the outside and the inside

awwww.....
how special is that???
semua tepuk tangan.

n then we can get a tiger so it can drive away that bad doggy and his so called doggy frens that annoy the cats n don't forget his crazy bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aww... this colour matches this statement so weeelllllllllllll!!!!!!

oh, and i think that u know
by now
that i'm
KINDA
pissed off
by a certain doggy
who won't leave a kitty
ALONE

U KNOW
that this kitty
DOESN'T LIKE U ANYMORE
so juz
LEAVE HER ALONE
or u'll regret it
OOOORRRRRR

i'll get a bazooka or anyhthing
and kill u myself!